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Well – it’s been a year. On this day, June 8th 2017, Terri May chucked away Cameron’s majority…losing her authority with three poisonous words: “Strong and Stable”. Where did it all go wrong? Why did no-one believe her? I guess, lots of reasons. With “being crap” in the top two or three. But – There’s [...]

Remember “Pantsman”? The worst idea ever to come out of The Apprentice. I thought I’d forgotten him. Banished him to the dark side. But for reasons I’ll tell you anon, he’s popped back into my head. Remember this? The team was branding a brekkie cereal. And Philip, a surly estate agent with one brain cell [...]

“I Wanna Be a Polar Bear!” The best Eurovision song ever was a winner for Israel in 1978…turning 40 this year. Okay. It turns out, the song is actually called “A-Ba-Ni-Bi”. As in “A-Ba-Ni-Bi O-Bo-He-Bev”. But when you’re a wee dot, it sounds like “I Wanna Be a Polar Bear”. See for yourself: Anyway. That’s my way [...]

“This parrot is no more!”…“It has ceased to be”…“Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies!” I promise, I’m not a Python Nerd. I’m not one to spout “What have the Romans done for us?”… “No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition”…and “We [...]

Psst! Nylons…?

Every spiv in every British wartime movie says it. As a young gal passes by, he whispers out: “Psst! Nylons…?” Then opens up his coat, to show off his wares. Stockings, bananas, and all that other stuff they couldn’t get in the shops. So what? Well, he’d get his customer’s attention with a single word [...]

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